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He quit cold turkey.
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What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
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Why are cars magic?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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