How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
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What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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