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He quit cold turkey.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
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What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
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Which cats love to be petted?
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