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What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are goats so funny?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What type of car do planets buy?

What color are all the books in the library?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How do you get straight A's?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you do when two snails fight?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?