What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?