Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?