What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?