Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What's the loudest sport?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?