What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?