Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Are baby skunks cute?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
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