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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's the most popular cat in New England?