What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which family member is always relieved?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why do cows always skip gym class?