Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do fish do at parades?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
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