Why do two skunks argue?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How do you wash a lamb?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?