Which animal should never work for the government?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's the opposite of irony?