Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?