Why don't ants get sick?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why are turtles so shy?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?