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Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?