When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you do when two snails fight?