What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?