What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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