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What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?