Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you call a silly hill?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the bicycle call its dad?