What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you get straight A's?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
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