How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which singer could always break a five?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why are ghosts always single?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What musical instrument is the best typist?