Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do polar bears vote?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
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