What animals love to close envelopes?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why do cows go to New York?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?