Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What makes music in your hair?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do plants hate algebra?