What makes pirates such good singers?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What style of music weighs the most?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?