What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?