What do frogs drink in the winter?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What is the most faithful insect?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are cars magic?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?