Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?