Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's the holiest insect?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How much does freedom weigh?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?