What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What animal floats best?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What country has the most fish?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?