What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?