Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why are grandkids so great?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?