If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What food is a man's best friend?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

How is cat food sold?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?