Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What did summer say to spring?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why is furniture so generous?

Where does water do all its banking?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why are fish such good architects?