How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?