Why do bees gossip?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What school subject really rocks?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

I'm not a bad putter.

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?