What's the friendliest pen?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?