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What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Where does laundry go to college?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do bees get to school?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?