Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?