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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

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What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?