What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
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What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
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