What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do fairies always drink?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?