What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do bees buzz?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do bees chew?

Where do actors go to pray?