How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did the pen say to the pencil?