What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which family member is always relieved?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?