When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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