What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which plant has the best roar?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What shape has a knighthood?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why was the pirate late for work?