When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
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