Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?