What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why is summer always sad?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?