What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where do horses reside?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?