What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What condiment has wings?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Where was Noah born?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What does an evil hen lay?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?