What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What day do hands always go to church?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?