What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why do cats love to work?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why was the storm actually calm?