What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How do horses navigate at night?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?