Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
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What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
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