What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Where do milkshakes come from?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?