Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
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