Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What car always breaks the rules?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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