Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do cubes make great referees?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
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