Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
The Rock.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!