What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What kind of music do planets like?