Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do math teachers eat?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?