Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

It's allergy season again?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?