What type of flower grows up too fast?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How can you make 7 even?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?