What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What kind of books do boats write?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which is the worst season?

Where do actors go to pray?