What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?