What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?