What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?