Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the echo get detention?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?