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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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Where do rabbits go out to dance?