What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?