What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?