Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the bunny upset?
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