Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
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What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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