What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did March say to the madness?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?