How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?