What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the bud so shy?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where are average things manufactured?

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