What did summer say to spring?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do bees say in the summer?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?