What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's E.T. short for?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why is the number 4 so smart?