Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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