Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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