What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?