Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How do trees get access to the internet?