What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?