Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What is the coolest country?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.