Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What shape has a knighthood?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

How long do chickens work?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?