What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Families are like fudge.

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why don't wolves like fast food?