What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What makes music in your hair?

What fairy loves to count?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why are winter days great?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?