Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in de-Nile.
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What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
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