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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What car can't keep a secret?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?