What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?