Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What style of music weighs the most?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What game do bats excel at?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?