What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What game do mice love to play?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?