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Where do horses reside?

What fish sings the best?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?