Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do teachers do during summer break?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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