Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?