Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Where do automobiles have picnics?