Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How is cat food sold?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
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