What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Surprise!!!!

Which animal will never go bald?