Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do German dogs sleep?
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