Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where do books sleep?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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