Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
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