There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do ships always get stuck?