Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
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