Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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