What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a dog that meditates?