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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What's E.T. short for?