If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the fish blush?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?