What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.