Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Where are average things manufactured?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do fish do at parades?

Where do cats go on vacation?