What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?