Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What bird is always sad?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?