I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Which plant has the best roar?

Why was the bud so shy?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

How do you get straight A's?

Why are winter days great?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?