What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Where do termites go camping?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?