How is life like toilet paper?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

I broke my finger!

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?