How do you measure a millennial?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Where does Superman park his cars?