How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's the slowest 5k?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's E.T. short for?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?