Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a small mom?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What bird helps you stay dry?