Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the stair machines call each other?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do horses navigate at night?
What animal should you never play poker with?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
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