Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
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