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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?