What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Where do horses reside?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?