Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
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