Why do cows wear bells?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.