How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What nationality are most fish?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?