Which celebrity always frowns?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?