Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?