Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do fish do at parades?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?