Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

How do baseball players always stay cool?