Why was the fabric always laughing?

Where do books sleep?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Where do kittens go to school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?