Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is the coolest country?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
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