Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where was Noah born?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
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