Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the loudest sport?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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