Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do little monsters call their mother?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?