Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
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