Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are winter days great?
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