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It weighed too much for its scales.
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Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How long do chickens work?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
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What table can you never sit at?
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What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
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