Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
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