Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?