What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What tree has the most bark?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's a cow's favorite music note?