What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?